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Practical advice on writing every kind of speech, drawn from hundreds I've written and delivered with clients.

Groom speech - paid help

Groom

Groom speech - paid help

Even the smallest, most modest wedding undoubtedly has an awful lot of planning and preparation. If your guest list numbers just 30, that's still 30 meals that ...

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Wedding Speech Order

Wedding Speeches

Wedding Speech Order

Wedding Speech Order There are many things that are important when it comes to the big day, but knowing the wedding speech order, is absolutely critical to the ...

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Groom speech - absent friends

Groom

Groom speech - absent friends

I've written for pretty much every single type of wedding scenario and family make up you can imagine. Every time I speak to a client who warns me their particu...

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A joint groom speech?

Groom

A joint groom speech?

Evolution in wedding speeches is no bad thing; there is a lot of nonsense surrounding tradition that really needs to be dispensed with. A case in point is the t...

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Groom Speech Template

Groom

Groom Speech Template

Forget wasting endless hours trying to work out how to do it, I already know. Instead, send me some information, and I’ll create a bespoke template for you. I can produce stacks of ideas for creating

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Groom speech - unpaid thanks

Groom

Groom speech - unpaid thanks

Far too many people dismiss the groom speech as just a list of thank yous. Yes, it is your job as the groom to thank and welcome people, and the thanking part i...

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A Modern Groom speech?

Groom

A Modern Groom speech?

Having written a groom speech for a client recently, I was then asked if I could make it more 'modern'. In all my years of writing groom speeches, I have never ...

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Winging Your Best Man speech

Best Man

Winging Your Best Man speech

Despite well catalogued best man speech disasters on the internet, there are still a legion of men around the world convinced that they can stand up, and knock ...

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Wedding speeches, Get on the mic

Wedding Speeches

Wedding speeches, Get on the mic

There’s one golden rule about wedding speeches that people tend to overlook, and that is: if they can’t hear you, there’s simply no point. For some reason a siz...

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The groom speech pitfalls

Groom

The groom speech pitfalls

Although I have extensively documented the fact that there’s nothing we fear more than public speaking, I’ve given little time to the other notable factoid that...

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Groom speech gift dilemma

Groom

Groom speech gift dilemma

Everyone loves a present. As a grown up, you’re supposed to sign up to the mantra that giving is so much more pleasurable than receiving, which is of course, no...

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A booze assisted groom speech?

Groom

A booze assisted groom speech?

We’ve seen many reports over the last few months that tell us how much more we’re drinking thanks to COVID-19 and the roll over lockdowns. It seems as though mo...

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Best man speech from a child

Best Man

Best man speech from a child

As we've seen in years gone by there are some things that children are great at that grown ups find difficult, like pickpocketing, and cleaning the inside of ch...

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A COVID Groom Speech

Groom

A COVID Groom Speech

It's getting boring underlining the fact we're living in odd times, but we are, and weddings have been right in the cross hairs of the pandemic in every country...

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Covid 19 Shotgun Wedding

Wedding Speeches

Covid 19 Shotgun Wedding

THE COMPLETELY LEGAL WAY TO HAVE AS MANY GUESTS AS YOU LIKE AT YOUR WEDDING RECEPTION NOW. As we are all well aware, meeting each other and having a good time h...

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Fake plastic...telegrammes

Wedding Speeches

Fake plastic...telegrammes

So many best men that I write for all say the same thing: 'I haven't got anything to say!', and this can be for a whole variety of reason. Sometimes you really ...

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Groom Speech Help!

Groom

Groom Speech Help!

It's about this time of year that grooms the world over start thinking about THAT speech. So where do you start, and what should you bear in mind?

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Best Man Quotes

Best Man

Best Man Quotes

Finding a Best Man Quote that hasn't been used a million times is pretty difficult. Here are some different quotes you could use for your best man speech.

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Best Man Speech Brother

Best Man

Best Man Speech Brother

A Best Man Speech Brother isn't as tricky as you might think, you've just got to approach it in a much less predictable way...oh, and make it funny as well.

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Best Man Speech Formats

Best Man

Best Man Speech Formats

The Best Man Speech format can be over thought, in fact it's actually pretty simple. All you have to do is think of it as one big story.

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Best Man Speech Introduction

Best Man

Best Man Speech Introduction

So, How to Write a Best Man Speech Introduction? This is actually the most straightforward and easy part of the best man speech, but it's also one where a lot o...

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Best Man Speech Outline

Best Man

Best Man Speech Outline

Many people have issues with writing the Best Man Speech, and for good reason - to do it well takes, skill, practice and a good helping of wit. It's little wond...

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Choosing Your Best Man

Best Man

Choosing Your Best Man

Choosing your best man is a tricky business, there's the sensibilities of your oldest friends to consider but you've also got to think who is in the best position to nail it.

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Funny Best Man Speeches

Best Man

Funny Best Man Speeches

A lot of people search for funny best man speeches but the truth is the magic is right under you nose and well within your grasp. Observational comedy is where it's at.

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Groom Speech Fail

Groom

Groom Speech Fail

It's not just the Best Man who gets it wrong, the Groom is just as capable of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory too with a groom speech fail.

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Hiring A Speech Writer

Wedding Speeches

Hiring A Speech Writer

Hiring a speech writer used to be the privilege of the wealthy and connected but thanks to the digital age having a bespoke speech written for you is now within the grasp of us all.

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How To Propose

Wedding Speeches

How To Propose

Men the world over manage to get proposing spectacularly wrong. Here's what hundreds of grooms' stories reveal about how to get it right.

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Last Minute Speech

Wedding Speeches

Last Minute Speech

A lot of best men and sometimes the groom suddenly find themselves grappling with a last minute speech. It's a very common situation where only a clear head and cool nerves will see you through.

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What Makes Great Speeches?

Wedding Speeches

What Makes Great Speeches?

When it comes to what makes great speeches the answer is very simple. No matter what the subject or occasion every single great speech has to have humour.

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Wedding Speech Fear

Wedding Speeches

Wedding Speech Fear

Many of us suffer from a fear of public speaking but if you just stop to think about it, do some preparation and give yourself every possible chance, there's nothing to it

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Stag Do...actually Stag Don't.

Wedding Speeches

Stag Do...actually Stag Don't.

The great thing about youth is that you're either so drunk the whole time or so completely emotionally incomplete, that not only do you find traffic cones hilar...

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Talk About Being Best Man

Best Man

Talk About Being Best Man

The most cliched way to attack a best man speech is to spend a chunk of it talking about being the best man. Here's why that's filler, not killer.

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Writing a Wedding Toast

Wedding Speeches

Writing a Wedding Toast

Writing a Wedding Toast has it's subtle differences to our good old British Wedding Speech, but they're all good things to take on board and may just make ours better

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Best Man Speech Clinic

Best Man

Best Man Speech Clinic

Nothing beats a really great speech, and of course practicing it is key to really doing it justice on the day, but how can you be sure you've got the performanc...

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The Importance of Being Earners

Wedding Speeches

The Importance of Being Earners

Generally speaking I like to work. I do love my job and I'm very lucky in that respect, however, I never lose sight of the fact that without the income that it ...

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