Professional speech writing
Groom Speech Writer
The groom's speech is the one with the most to do: thank everyone, raise a few laughs, and say something about your partner that you'll both remember for the rest of your lives. That's a lot to balance, which is exactly why I write groom speeches for a living. I'll craft you something sincere, genuinely funny and completely original, so you can speak from the heart without the weeks of worry.
What you get
- A 100% original groom speech, built around your relationship, never a template.
- The perfect balance of funny and heartfelt, judged so the laughs and the lump-in-the-throat moment land in the right places.
- Every thank-you handled gracefully, in the right order, without it dragging.
- The words for your partner that you mean but can’t quite phrase yourself.
- Unlimited revisions and delivery in 7 days.
How it works
- Tell me your story. How you met, your partner, the families, the people you want to thank.
- I write your draft, a complete, beautifully balanced groom speech.
- We refine it together until it’s exactly right.
Why work with me
Written by a professional, for you
I started as a magazine journalist, spent fifteen years in television including presenting on BBC Top Gear, and have written speeches professionally since 2012, making me the UK’s most highly rated and reviewed speech writer.
★★★★★ 4.9/5 from 421 verified reviews.
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Simple pricing
One flat fee. Everything included.
A bespoke groom speech is a flat £399, including unlimited revisions and everything above. No hidden extras.
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Frequently asked questions
How does it work?
You share your story, I write the speech, we perfect it together.
How do you balance funny and heartfelt?
Carefully, laughs early to settle the nerves, sincerity built towards the toast.
How do I thank everyone without it dragging?
I weave thanks into the story so they feel warm, not like a list.
How long does it take?
Usually 7 days; last-minute help available.
Will it sound like me?
Always, it’s your voice, your story.
Can’t I just use ChatGPT or AI?
You can, but brace yourself. I’ve tested it thoroughly: AI lists your facts in order, can’t judge what’s appropriate, and — fatally for a speech — it can’t be funny. It arranges words; it can’t find the story only you can tell or read a room. Here’s what happened when I put ChatGPT to the test →
Ready to start?
Tell me about the occasion and I’ll take it from there.