Professional speech writing
Maid of Honour Speech Writer
The maid of honour speech is having its moment, and it should be brilliant. Funny, touching, and full of the friendship only you two share. I'll write you a maid of honour speech that has the room laughing one minute and reaching for a tissue the next, all in your voice and built entirely around your story.
What you get
- A 100% original speech, built around your friendship, never a template.
- Funny and touching in the right measure.
- Stories told with warmth and discretion, including the ones that need careful handling.
- Unlimited revisions and delivery in 7 days.
How it works
- Tell me about your friend, how you met, the years between, who she’s marrying.
- I write your draft.
- We perfect it together.
Why work with me
Written by a professional, for you
I started as a magazine journalist, spent fifteen years in television including presenting on BBC Top Gear, and have written speeches professionally since 2012, making me the UK’s most highly rated and reviewed speech writer.
★★★★★ 4.9/5 from 421 verified reviews.
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Simple pricing
One flat fee. Everything included.
A bespoke maid of honour speech is a flat £399, including unlimited revisions and everything above. No hidden extras.
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Frequently asked questions
How does it work?
You share your stories, I write the speech, we refine it together.
How do you balance funny and sentimental?
Laughs to open, warmth to close, judged for the room.
What if our best stories are private?
I handle sensitive material with discretion and tact, keeping the warmth without the overshare.
How long does it take?
Usually 7 days; last-minute help available.
Will it sound like me?
Always.
Can’t I just use ChatGPT or AI?
You can, but brace yourself. I’ve tested it thoroughly: AI lists your facts in order, can’t judge what’s appropriate, and — fatally for a speech — it can’t be funny. It arranges words; it can’t find the story only you can tell or read a room. Here’s what happened when I put ChatGPT to the test →
Ready to start?
Tell me about the occasion and I’ll take it from there.